CRAIG’S BLUNDERS: 7/25/2008
[ No Comments ] Posted on 07.25.08 under -Francis Buckingham, BOISE/IDAHO, CRAIGSLIST
“Craig’s Blunders” shines a funny light on the mistakes, weirdness, and random of Idaho craigslist.com listings.
Hey! Sorry, I have been a busy mofo these days. I’m back into the blog-state of mind. Anyways, onto the tomfoolery…
Here’s today’s gem:
So, apparently everyone is using craigslist personals, including the clinically bi-polar who use it to meet their own kind. This one’s really spastic and funny (especially how they say they hate country and one moment earlier, they were enamoured with it).
I think it would have been funnier if she was just honest and said:
“Hi, I am a single multiple-personalitied white female. Just a note to any potential men who are interested: I need to be back after our dates no later than 8pm because the orderlies at my psych ward have to restrain me into my bed so I don’t convulse and hurt my head again. And oh yeah… my hobbies are schizophrenia and waffling.”
It could have been an unfortunate lapse of proofreading by a normal person posting. I don’t know… But nonetheless, just count on your good ol’ buddy Francis to heckle the piss out of your mishaps on CL.
Note:
if you have seen any craigslist randomness/sillyness/mistakes/f***-ups that you would like Oddwaffles to feature, send the url of the craiglist posting to
francis@oddwaffles.com and we’ll be sure to mock the hell/dickens out of it.
CRAIG’S BLUNDERS: 6/27/2008
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 06.26.08 under -Francis Buckingham, BOISE/IDAHO, CRAIGSLIST
“Craig’s Blunders” shines a funny light on the mistakes, weirdness, and random of Idaho craigslist.com listings.
Here’s today’s gem:
There’s a job for that?
Here would be my submission to try out for the position (sarcastic of course):
“Peter North’s ‘North Pole’ DVD series brings a wealth of brilliant video artistry and a much needed return to the essence and innocence much like the 20th century porn on film genre. While it explored the recent tactic of Gonzo story-telling, it still kept true to allowing all the actors and actresses to explore their characters during their scenes. The biggest void in your life would be missing out on this DVD masterpiece.”
Note:
if you have seen any craigslist randomness/sillyness/mistakes/f***-ups that you would like Oddwaffles to feature, send the url of the craiglist posting to
francis@oddwaffles.com and we’ll be sure to mock the hell/dickens out of it.
CRAIG’S BLUNDERS: 6/26/2008
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 06.26.08 under -Francis Buckingham, BOISE/IDAHO, CRAIGSLIST
“Craig’s Blunders” shines a funny light on the mistakes, weirdness, and random of Idaho craigslist.com listings.
Here’s today’s gem:
For $116,200, what they didn’t tell you in the listing is that it was hand assembled by artisans that make $100/hour. The white exterior is really melted pearls hand-picked from the Pacific Rim. Also, its 16-channel BOSE surround sound system has been featured in nearly every science and technology magazine on earth. I also heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt passed up a MASERATI for this mini-van.
It is the most exotic mini-van ever assembled.
That thing had better have wings for that price…
PS - Thanks to Jamison for finding this prized piece of typo-dom.
Note:
if you have seen any craigslist randomness/sillyness/mistakes/f***-ups that you would like Oddwaffles to feature, send the url of the craiglist posting to
francis@oddwaffles.com and we’ll be sure to mock the hell/dickens out of it.
CRAIG’S BLUNDERS: 6/9/2008
[ No Comments ] Posted on 06.09.08 under -Francis Buckingham, BOISE/IDAHO, CRAIGSLIST
“Craig’s Blunders” shines a funny light on the mistakes, weirdness, and random of Idaho craigslist.com listings.
Here’s today’s gem:
Oh yeah… I could use a useless PS2 for my home. It’ll look great next to my other busted Atari, Intellivision, Odyssey 2, and ColecoVision consoles. It’ll complete my “Mavens of Video Game Past” collection as I move into collecting cinder blocks as my new hobby.
Do us a favor… Leave this kind of crap off of Craigslist.
Note:
if you have seen any craigslist randomness/sillyness/mistakes/f***-ups that you would like Oddwaffles to feature, send the url of the craiglist posting to
francis@oddwaffles.com and we’ll be sure to mock the hell/dickens out of it.
CRAIG’S BLUNDERS: 6/4/2008
[ No Comments ] Posted on 06.04.08 under -Francis Buckingham, BOISE/IDAHO, CRAIGSLIST
“Craig’s Blunders” shines a funny light on the mistakes, weirdness, and random of Idaho craigslist.com listings.
Here’s today’s gem:
Now I know why the wood on the desk looks so natural…
It’s been “SOILD!”
Actually, I don’t want to buy it. It’s very stinky. I don’t think I’ll be able to concentrate on my blogs if I keep smelling shit under my laptop.
Way to go genius…
Hope that $50 that you get from the transaction will pay for Microsoft Word with spellcheck. Or… after you buy all your groceries from the Boise Co-op because you live in the north end, I think you should have some loose change for a copy.
Note:
if you have seen any craigslist randomness/sillyness/mistakes/f***-ups that you would like Oddwaffles to feature, send the url of the craiglist posting to
francis@oddwaffles.com and we’ll be sure to mock the hell/dickens out of it.