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THE OW FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT RESULTS!

Posted on 08.29.08 12:47PM under -Jamison Laidlaw, SPORTS

So, the OddWaffles had our fantasy draft last week, and I’ve been too lazy to post the results. I’m sure the general populace doesn’t really care what happens in the fantasy league of slackers who used to go to Boise State University, but I’m personally obsessed with this pastime so I will probably post our standings and what-not on here from time to time so you can follow along should you choose to do so.

Just so you are familiar with the drafters and their teams, here’s a key to who participated:

Bobby J.’s Titans — OW Bobby Jackpot
DA BEARS — Farmer Andy, poker pal of Bobby J.
Chrome Domers — Mike Dub, out-of-state pal of Jamison
Hiney Hooligans — Dennis, poker pal of Bobby J.
assburger syndrome — Yak, Homer’s roommate
*Show Me Ur TDs* — J.R., friend of Jamison
!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!! — Bob, out-of-state pal of Jamison
SEACOLTS DSV — OWs Jamison Laidlaw & Madame Serena
69ers — OW Homer Furry
Romo’s Exgirlfriends — OW Jesus St. Joseph

And here are the results of our 10-team draft…

Round 1
1 LaDainian Tomlinson –Bobby J.’s Titans
2 Tom Brady –DA BEARS
3 Brian Westbrook –Chrome Domers
4 Adrian Peterson –Hiney Hooligans
5 Marshawn Lynch –assburger syndrome
6 Peyton Manning –*Show Me Ur TDs*
7 Joseph Addai –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
8 Steven Jackson –SEACOLTS DSV
9 Frank Gore –69ers
10 Marion Barber –Romo’s Exgirlfriends

Round 2
1 Clinton Portis –Romo’s Exgirlfriends
2 Maurice Jones-Drew –69ers
3 Tony Romo –SEACOLTS DSV
4 Randy Moss –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
5 Ryan Grant –*Show Me Ur TDs*
6 Terrell Owens –assburger syndrome
7 Reggie Wayne –Hiney Hooligans
8 Braylon Edwards –Chrome Domers
9 Devin Hester –DA BEARS
10 Larry Johnson –Bobby J.’s Titans

Round 3
1 Derek Anderson –Bobby J.’s Titans
2 Edgerrin James –DA BEARS
3 Drew Brees –Chrome Domers
4 Brandon Jacobs –Hiney Hooligans
5 Earnest Graham –assburger syndrome
6 Marques Colston –*Show Me Ur TDs*
7 Andre Johnson –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
8 Thomas Jones –SEACOLTS DSV
9 Laurence Maroney –69ers
10 Carson Palmer –Romo’s Exgirlfriends

Round 4
1 Torry Holt –Romo’s Exgirlfriends
2 Ben Roethlisberger –69ers
3 Larry Fitzgerald –SEACOLTS DSV
4 Matt Hasselbeck –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
5 Jamal Lewis –*Show Me Ur TDs*
6 Calvin Johnson –assburger syndrome
7 Antonio Gates –Hiney Hooligans
8 Jason Witten –Chrome Domers
9 Reggie Bush –DA BEARS
10 Chad Johnson –Bobby J.’s Titans

Round 5
1 T.J. Houshmandzadeh –Bobby J.’s Titans
2 Wes Welker –DA BEARS
3 Roy Williams –Chrome Domers
4 Donovan McNabb –Hiney Hooligans
5 Eli Manning –assburger syndrome
6 Plaxico Burress –*Show Me Ur TDs*
7 Willis McGahee –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
8 Kellen Winslow –SEACOLTS DSV
9 Lee Evans –69ers
10 Santonio Holmes –Romo’s Exgirlfriends

Round 6
1 Vernon Davis –Romo’s Exgirlfriends
2 Jeremy Shockey –69ers
3 Marvin Harrison –SEACOLTS DSV
4 Steve Smith –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
5 Dallas Clark –*Show Me Ur TDs*
6 Dwayne Bowe –assburger syndrome
7 Brandon Marshall –Hiney Hooligans
8 Darren McFadden –Chrome Domers
9 Todd Heap –DA BEARS
10 Tony Gonzalez –Bobby J.’s Titans

Round 7
1 Willie Parker –Bobby J.’s Titans
2 Robbie Gould –DA BEARS
3 Roddy White –Chrome Domers
4 Anquan Boldin –Hiney Hooligans
5 Chris Cooley –assburger syndrome
6 Laveranues Coles –*Show Me Ur TDs*
7 Alge Crumpler –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
8 Jerricho Cotchery –SEACOLTS DSV
9 Ted Ginn Jr. –69ers
10 Ronnie Brown –Romo’s Exgirlfriends

Round 8
1 Greg Jennings –Romo’s Exgirlfriends
2 Michael Turner –69ers
3 Selvin Young –SEACOLTS DSV
4 Jonathan Stewart –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
5 LenDale White –*Show Me Ur TDs*
6 San Diego –assburger syndrome
7 Matt Forte –Hiney Hooligans
8 Jason Campbell –Chrome Domers
9 Bernard Berrian –DA BEARS
10 Hines Ward –Bobby J.’s Titans

Round 9
1 Brett Favre –Bobby J.’s Titans
2 New England –DA BEARS
3 Minnesota –Chrome Domers
4 Chicago –Hiney Hooligans
5 Fred Taylor –assburger syndrome
6 Green Bay –*Show Me Ur TDs*
7 Chris Chambers –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
8 Jacksonville –SEACOLTS DSV
9 New York –69ers
10 Jay Cutler –Romo’s Exgirlfriends

Round 10
1 Tony Scheffler –Romo’s Exgirlfriends
2 Nate Burleson –69ers
3 Matt Schaub –SEACOLTS DSV
4 Joey Galloway –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
5 Donald Driver –*Show Me Ur TDs*
6 Reggie Williams –assburger syndrome
7 Kevin Curtis –Hiney Hooligans
8 Julius Jones –Chrome Domers
9 Amani Toomer –DA BEARS
10 Dallas –Bobby J.’s Titans

Round 11
1 Vincent Jackson –Bobby J.’s Titans
2 Kevin Smith –DA BEARS
3 Benjamin Watson –Chrome Domers
4 Rudi Johnson –Hiney Hooligans
5 Philip Rivers –assburger syndrome
6 Reggie Brown –*Show Me Ur TDs*
7 Ricky Williams –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
8 Javon Walker –SEACOLTS DSV
9 Nick Folk –69ers
10 Pittsburgh –Romo’s Exgirlfriends

Round 12
1 DeAngelo Williams –Romo’s Exgirlfriends
2 Vince Young –69ers
3 Santana Moss –SEACOLTS DSV
4 Anthony Gonzalez –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
5 Matt Leinart –*Show Me Ur TDs*
6 Rashard Mendenhall –assburger syndrome
7 Marc Bulger –Hiney Hooligans
8 Stephen Gostkowski –Chrome Domers
9 Aaron Rodgers –DA BEARS
10 Derrick Mason –Bobby J.’s Titans

Round 13
1 Mason Crosby –Bobby J.’s Titans
2 Bobby Engram –DA BEARS
3 Chris Brown –Chrome Domers
4 Adam Vinatieri –Hiney Hooligans
5 Josh Brown –assburger syndrome
6 Maurice Morris –*Show Me Ur TDs*
7 Nate Kaeding –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
8 Chris Johnson –SEACOLTS DSV
9 Heath Miller –69ers
10 Deion Branch –Romo’s Exgirlfriends

Round 14
1 Shayne Graham –Romo’s Exgirlfriends
2 Bryant Johnson –69ers
3 Phil Dawson –SEACOLTS DSV
4 Ahman Green –!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
5 Rob Bironas –*Show Me Ur TDs*
6 Joshua Cribbs –assburger syndrome
7 Owen Daniels –Hiney Hooligans
8 Josh Scobee –Chrome Domers
9 Leonard Pope –DA BEARS
10 Ray Rice –Bobby J.’s Titans

I guess it’s customary to then show a team-by-team breakdown of the draft, so here’s that:

Bobby J.’s Titans
1. (1) LaDainian Tomlinson
2. (20) Larry Johnson
3. (21) Derek Anderson
4. (40) Chad Johnson
5. (41) T.J. Houshmandzadeh
6. (60) Tony Gonzalez
7. (61) Willie Parker
8. (80) Hines Ward
9. (81) Brett Favre
10. (100) Dallas
11. (101) Vincent Jackson
12. (120) Derrick Mason
13. (121) Mason Crosby
14. (140) Ray Rice

DA BEARS
1. (2) Tom Brady
2. (19) Devin Hester
3. (22) Edgerrin James
4. (39) Reggie Bush
5. (42) Wes Welker
6. (59) Todd Heap
7. (62) Robbie Gould
8. (79) Bernard Berrian
9. (82) New England
10. (99) Amani Toomer
11. (102) Kevin Smith
12. (119) Aaron Rodgers
13. (122) Bobby Engram
14. (139) Leonard Pope

Chrome Domers
1. (3) Brian Westbrook
2. (18) Braylon Edwards
3. (23) Drew Brees
4. (38) Jason Witten
5. (43) Roy Williams
6. (58) Darren McFadden
7. (63) Roddy White
8. (78) Jason Campbell
9. (83) Minnesota
10. (98) Julius Jones
11. (103) Benjamin Watson
12. (118) Stephen Gostkowski
13. (123) Chris Brown
14. (138) Josh Scobee

Hiney Hooligans
1. (4) Adrian Peterson
2. (17) Reggie Wayne
3. (24) Brandon Jacobs
4. (37) Antonio Gates
5. (44) Donovan McNabb
6. (57) Brandon Marshall
7. (64) Anquan Boldin
8. (77) Matt Forte
9. (84) Chicago
10. (97) Kevin Curtis
11. (104) Rudi Johnson
12. (117) Marc Bulger
13. (124) Adam Vinatieri
14. (137) Owen Daniels

assburger syndrome
1. (5) Marshawn Lynch
2. (16) Terrell Owens
3. (25) Earnest Graham
4. (36) Calvin Johnson
5. (45) Eli Manning
6. (56) Dwayne Bowe
7. (65) Chris Cooley
8. (76) San Diego
9. (85) Fred Taylor
10. (96) Reggie Williams
11. (105) Philip Rivers
12. (116) Rashard Mendenhall
13. (125) Josh Brown
14. (136) Joshua Cribbs

*Show Me Ur TD’s*
1. (6) Peyton Manning
2. (15) Ryan Grant
3. (26) Marques Colston
4. (35) Jamal Lewis
5. (46) Plaxico Burress
6. (55) Dallas Clark
7. (66) Laveranues Coles
8. (75) LenDale White
9. (86) Green Bay
10. (95) Donald Driver
11. (106) Reggie Brown
12. (115) Matt Leinart
13. (126) Maurice Morris
14. (135) Rob Bironas

!!!!!!!!BOB!!!!!!!!
1. (7) Joseph Addai
2. (14) Randy Moss
3. (27) Andre Johnson
4. (34) Matt Hasselbeck
5. (47) Willis McGahee
6. (54) Steve Smith
7. (67) Alge Crumpler
8. (74) Jonathan Stewart
9. (87) Chris Chambers
10. (94) Joey Galloway
11. (107) Ricky Williams
12. (114) Anthony Gonzalez
13. (127) Nate Kaeding
14. (134) Ahman Green

SEACOLTS DSV
1. (8) Steven Jackson
2. (13) Tony Romo
3. (28) Thomas Jones
4. (33) Larry Fitzgerald
5. (48) Kellen Winslow
6. (53) Marvin Harrison
7. (68) Jerricho Cotchery
8. (73) Selvin Young
9. (88) Jacksonville
10. (93) Matt Schaub
11. (108) Javon Walker
12. (113) Santana Moss
13. (128) Chris Johnson
14. (133) Phil Dawson

69ers
1. (9) Frank Gore
2. (12) Maurice Jones-Drew
3. (29) Laurence Maroney
4. (32) Ben Roethlisberger
5. (49) Lee Evans
6. (52) Jeremy Shockey
7. (69) Ted Ginn Jr.
8. (72) Michael Turner
9. (89) New York
10. (92) Nate Burleson
11. (109) Nick Folk
12. (112) Vince Young
13. (129) Heath Miller
14. (132) Bryant Johnson

Romo’s ExGirlfriends
1. (10) Marion Barber
2. (11) Clinton Portis
3. (30) Carson Palmer
4. (31) Torry Holt
5. (50) Santonio Holmes
6. (51) Vernon Davis
7. (70) Ronnie Brown
8. (71) Greg Jennings
9. (90) Jay Cutler
10. (91) Tony Scheffler
11. (110) Pittsburgh
12. (111) DeAngelo Williams
13. (130) Deion Branch
14. (131) Shayne Graham